I bought a phone, then I made a son
While surfing crowds in 2004
I left my daughter naked in the woods
I miss my old wife, not so much I mean
We started touring, we knew a chinese man
He told us 'Someday you'll kill your closest friend'
I ate a weird chees, I almost died that night
And when I came home I was really feeling strange
No, Ulysses don't mess with me
