35 and Single

I don't ever do nothing that I don't wanna do I ain't ever heard an order I had to listen to I go out when I wanna stay home when I wanna It ain't a bad life it's true My Momma keeps saying she's worried about me Cause I ain't found a woman and just turned 33 I tell her Mom I'm 35 and at least I'm still alive So right now that's how it's gonna be Some call it a curse some call it a blessing But they ain't me so they don't know I guess they'll have to keep on guessing Cause it's a funny old life indeed When you got all of this time to mingle You can do anything you want when you're 35 and single I can stop for a drink without and explanation Go anywhere I want my whole life is a vacation And I got no reservation when I eat up all the bacon Ain't nobody taken nothing from me And about the hardest choice I ever got to make Is who's boat we're gonna take When we're going out fishing And you know I'm never wishing I ain't somewhere I don't wanna be Some call it a curse some call it a blessing But they ain't me so they don't know I guess they'll have to keep on guessing Cause it's a funny old life indeed When you got all of this time to mingle You can do anything you want when you're 35 and single Now don't get me wrong I don't mean to knock it If you're happy with somebody I hope you lock it Down for forever and y'all stay together For however's longer than eternity But I can go ahead and tell you I don't need a reminder I know she's out there And one day I'm gonna find her Yeah there's really no debating Cause I know she's out there waiting Thinking about the same thing as me Some call it a curse some call it a blessing But they ain't me so they don't know I guess they'll have to keep on guessing Cause it's a funny old life indeed When you got all of this time to mingle You can do anything you want when you're 45 or 55 or 25 or 38 or 35 and single