After the Watershed (2012 Remaster)

Exhibit F, the reporters said Loved you to death after the watershed Between the Open University and closedown You were dead He's warmed your cockles with his magic tricks Glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips John Player Special Number 666 Exhibit G from the family firm His bride to be taking twisted turns To give you French kisses And Chinese burns You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop Like a pitbull in a china shop And all the King's social workers, the ghurkas and the cops Somehow Couldn't love you back to life again now A black eye for a black eye A chipped tooth for a chipped tooth A fraction of a half life Some housework and some home truths And nothing but the home truth Nothing but the home truth Nothing but the home truth And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday Come home you silly cow We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting And David Icke says he'd like to show us how To love you back to life again now Goodbye Ruby Tuesday Come home you silly cow We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting And David Icke says Goodbye Ruby Tuesday Come home you silly cow We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting And David Icke says Goodbye, you silly cow Come home Come home Come home Come home A black eye for a black eye A chipped tooth for a chipped tooth A fraction of a half life Some housework and some home truths And nothing but the home truth Nothing but the home truth Nothing but the home truth Nothing but the home truth