Blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

Nothing more frightening

Than a woman scorned

And a box of bleach

You said I'd never change

I bet you never thought

I'd go so extreme

I lost a couple of inches

And then a couple more

Starting with you

And every single thing you said to me

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's coming next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

I'm going Gwen Stefani

I'm going Courtney Love

I'm heading out of your league

I'm gonna make your friends

Say "Man, you messed that up!"

And I would have to agree

Had some emotional baggage

Oh, but I cut it off

Starting with you

And every single thing you said to me

Ending with you just wanna talk, but I'm just never free

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's coming next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde

You'll rue the day you did me wrong

I'll put your name in all the songs

I'll twist the knife, it will be fun

Fucking your life up

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble

Then you're gonna hate what's coming next

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette

I don't think you knew just what you'd done

Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La la la la la (I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde