Hating Everything She Tries On

I don't hear no thunder

I don't see no rain

But she's got the bedroom looking like

A Cat 2 hurricane

She's looking in the mirror

And I'm looking at her

She's cussing underneath her breath

And I ain't sayin' a word

Probably 'ought to get goin'

If we're gonna make our reservation

Looks beautiful to me, but right now, she's—

Hating everything she tries on

But I don't know what for

Two dresses on the bed

Three more in the floor

She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"

She don't know I'm loving watching her

Hating everything she tries on

She says, "These spaghetti straps

I don't like 'em at all"

Slides 'em over off her shoulder

Just lets 'em fall

She keeps looking better

With every change she's making

I'm on the edge of this bed

Smiling, waiting, while she's—

Hating everything she tries on

But I don't know what for

Two dresses on the bed

Four more in the floor

She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"

She don't know I'm loving watching her

Hating everything she tries on

Oh, but I ain't in no rush

I fall a little more in love

Every time I zip her up

She's hating everything she tries on

But I don't know what for

Two dresses on the bed

Five more in the floor

She keeps saying, "I'm sorry, it's taking so long"

She don't know I'm loving watching her

Hating everything she tries on

(Everything, she's hating everything)

Oh, keep trying 'em on, baby

(Everything, she's hating everything she tries on)