LAZY

(Too lazy) I wanted to go outside I thought about it, then I got too high It's funny, I'm always online But if you reach out, I will never reply And I reckon that's why I've got no friends People get mad when they're left on read No matter, I've got my bed And real big dreams, but they're stuck in my head I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I'm too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the US Navy I could be a hero, baby But I'm too fucking lazy I'm trying to get in shape But I would rather play video games Man, I'm sorry that I'm so late But really I'm shocked that I'm even awake So I guess I'll just blame the leaves I smoke For making sure I've got no clean clothes Yeah, I'm busy, I'm on my phone With all the people who are cutting up soap I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I'm too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the US Navy I could be a hero, baby But I'm too fucking lazy Oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah I sing, oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah I sing, ooh, yeah (I sing, ooh, yeah) Baby, ooh, yeah (ooh, yeah) So all my houseplants die And all my best friends cry They keep asking why I left the party and I didn't say goodbye I should get inspired, but I'm just too tired Okay, can we just end it there Or do we have to finish the song? Yeah, let's go again Okay I could be the new Scorsese I could drive a pink Mercedes I could be a winner, baby But I'm too fucking lazy I could be the next First Lady I could lead the US Navy I could be a hero, baby But I'm too fucking lazy Oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah I sing, oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah (c'mon) I sing, ooh, yeah (ooh, yeah) Baby, ooh, yeah But I'm too fucking lazy (ooh, yeah) Oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah I sing, oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah (alright) I sing, ooh, yeah (I sing ooh, yeah) (I could be a hero, baby) ooh, yeah (ooh, yeah) (But I'm too fucking lazy) Oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh-oh, oh, yeah Ooh, yeah Baby, ooh, yeah