Archie, Marry Me

You've expressed explicitly your contempt for matrimony You've student loans to pay and will not risk the alimony We spend our days locked in a room, content inside a bubble And in the nighttime we go out and scour the streets for trouble Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Hey, hey Marry me, Archie During the summer, take me sailing out on the Atlantic I won't set my sights on other seas, there is no need to panic So, honey, take me by the hand, and we can sign some papers Forget the invitations, floral arrangements, and bread makers Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Too late to go out Too young to stay in They're talking about Us living in sin Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Hey, hey Marry me, Archie Hey, hey A-R-C-H-I-E, hey