The Regency

I battled with the regency I fought them to a draw Now I'm gonna tell you Everything I saw I saw a nose job I saw a con job I saw heartthrob With a small knob It was a whisperer Who put the grab on her I saw white flag I felt my throat gag Misty is an optimist She comes from way down low She's sleeping with a rock star She doesn't love him though Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Yeah, it's boring Yeah, I'm snoring Cheesy, cheesy Queasy, pleasey Once I was a nobody I didn't stay too long Like a dog or cat or bird I sang a lusty song Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Lead the victims in, to the stadium Fill the cold parking lot Girl who once believed winks and spreads her knees Fuck the regency up Satan is hiring Ah, but Satan is tiring No laughs, no fucking chance No laughs at all Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Feeling murderous? Tore a journalist Laugh it up, laugh it up Fuck the regency, fuck the regency Fuck the regency up Fuck the regency Fuck the regency, fuck, fuck Fuck I battled with the regency I fought them to a draw While I'm alive, uncompromised I'm stepping out the door The door