Son of Poseidon

Seems my good intentions always crash and burn Everything I try to do will fail Never once will I prevail Going wrong at every turn What belongs to the sea can always return What belongs to the sea can always return It is a seashell, no, it's a gift from a god Maybe my dad was a screw-up too His best laid plans always falling through Maybe he did the best that he could do Maybe my dad wasn't always there Maybe he never knew how to care But hey, that's life, and life ain't fair And I know right now things are less than fine But I think my dad may have thrown me a line And better late than never to finally get a sign I'm the son of Poseidon And I am gonna win The son of Poseidon And I'm done running Guys, I know how to get out of here! I'll come back for you, mom, I promise It's a portal! (Whoa!) (What?) Oh, come on! (Whoa!) We were set up, and I think I know who did the setting But if it's not Hades-? Who wins if the gods go to war? Ares The god of war! I bet he's watching us right now Show yourself! Well, he'll have to get through me We'll take him down, we work, well, in three Plus a half-goat with a great goatee Let's do this So this could be the end but I ain't sad 'Cause you're the two best friends this screw-up ever had And now I'll make this right for me and for my dad I'm the son of Poseidon And we know you're to blame The son of Poseidon You may be a god, but you're going down all the same Huh! Your mouth's talking trash You better rinse it Your meat is minced I'm here to mince it I'm gonna have my war Now give me some space I'm gonna wipe that stupid head off of your stupid face I'm the son of Poseidon (I'll put you in, I'll put you in, I'll put you in your place) And I'm going to win The Son of Poseidon (I'll put you in, I'll put you in, I'll put you in your place) And I'm done running Let the slug fest begin Look out! Percy, get to the ocean! You think the god of war is afraid of a little water? How do you feel about a lot of it? I'm the son of Poseidon I never asked to be But I'm the son of Poseidon Now face the tide inside me