In the Same Boat (Bonus Track)

Wow, maybe your mom should've totally chilled

Instead of making monsters that get us all killed!

Well, maybe your dad should've picked a better place

All he did was diss her with disgrace

Guys, calm it down

With all life's stresses

It ain't worth cleaning up your parents' messes

Now ask me where we are, I'll give you three guesses!

Ask me!

Where are we?

We're in the same bo-o-oat

In the very same bo-o-oat

I'd like to wrap my hands around that half-blood's throat!

Don't need to heed a talking goat!

The same bo-o-o-o-o-oat

We're in the same boat!

And look what I found at Medusa's place!

Three Amtrak tickets?

Why run from monsters when we can ride?

We're in the same tra-a-ain

In the very same tra-a-ain

With Anna-blegh!

And Seaweed Brain!

You're so high-strung

Well, you're insane!

The same tra-a-a-a-ain

We're in the same train!

Last stop, Denver, Colorado!

Wow, check out those rocky mountains!

You mean the Rocky Mountains?

That is so beautiful. I need a veggie burger!

Did someone say 'veggie burger?'

Sweet!

Wait, does anyone else find this suspicious?

Roll with it. It's not every day you get a veggie burger from a god. Ares, god of war! Maybe you've met my daughter, Clarisse? Woah, woah, woah, relax, I come in peace! I hear you runts are headed to Hades, but you'll never make it on public transportation. I can take you as far as Vegas. Y'all cool with motorcycles, right?

Sweet!

Wait!

We're on the same bi-i-ike!

On the very same bi-i-ike!

There's lots about this that I don't like!

Can we trust this guy?

You could always hike!

The same bi-i-i-i-ike

We're on the same bike!

Vegas, baby! Forgettin' somethin'? This is where I get off

That guy is so cool!

Okay, gang, we need a place to spend the night

Uh, how 'bout here? The Lotus Hotel

You're joking, right? In the *Odyssey*, if you went to sleep in a lotus bed, one night could last a hundred years!

Well, I'm sure that's irrelevant. Uh, excuse me, miss, how long have you been at this hotel?

Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday, May 1st, 1939!

Ahh!

Taxi!

Bada badada ba ba badada

Bada badada ba ba badada

Bada badada ba ba badada

Bada badada ba ba badada

Athena, give me strength so I don't kill him!

Mother, guide with your wisdom, lend me some sense

I defend you, but I only tend to will him

To get more and more defensive

Terse and tense!

Mother? Figures

Los Angeles!

It's strange

Sometimes I think I'm dreaming

It's messed up, but he's kinda cute

When he's angry and all screamy

He's so weird

But a good weird

Our parents' paths are pushing us apart

And my head is always stronger than my heart

If only he would say something that was remotely smart!

I got it. The map was upside down

Ugh!

Here we are, DOA Records

I kinda figured there'd be monsters

Yeah, uh, who knew that the lobby to the Underworld would be so...

Dead?

Going down? No sobs, no screaming, and no getting seasick!

How do you get seasick in an elevator? Boat!

The way to the Underworld is over the Styx

It's a river

I know, you showoff

Chicks

Sexist, much?

Go make a splash

I'll splash you

It's like watching titans clash

They'll kill each other, or they'll kiss

If we're lucky, they'll end up in an abyss

I've seen some messed up stuff

But nothing quite like this

If you'd just listen

If you'd stop criticizing me!

We're in the same bo-o-oat

In the literal bo-o-oat

I'm trying to stay afloat above the lava moat

Have you even heard a word coming from my throat?

The same bo-o-woah, woah, woah!

We're in the same...

Ah!

Did we just... almost die?

I feel something strange

Is it... seasickness?

Perspective. That stuff with our parents, it's ancient history

And who says history has to repeat itself?

Say it! Say it! You know you wanna say it! Just say it already!

We're in the same bo-o-oat

Yes! Weird guy!

In the very same bo-wo-woat

Everybody now!

We're in the same...

Baa!

Boat!