Da Ruba Girl

You needed her, she needed you

To hold, to help fill a space

Last in line, last cage at the rescue

Was a love that no one could replace

Lying there like a lost string of pearls

Was Da Ruba Girl

Her best friend's name is Poncho

And she loves him, oh my gosh

Like Frosty Paws

She hates the mowers and the maro

Like she hates to get a wash

Her hair doesn't grow and it doesn't curl

She's Da Ruba Girl

La la la la, la la la la

La la la la, la la la la

She protects this house and home

From the turkey and the deer

She won't ever let them roam

Anywhere round here

She'll even chase away the squirrels

That's Da Ruba Girl

She feels pretty with her painted toes

Ruby Red, 'cause that's what ladies do

She just appeared in her first video

And it's comin' out real soon

She'll be known all over the world

As Da Ruba Girl

La la la la, la la la la

La la la la, la la la la

Lying there like a lost string of pearls

Her hair doesn't grow and it doesn't curl

She'll even chase away the squirrels

She'll be known all over the world

As Da Ruba Girl

La la la la, la la la la

La la la la, la la la la

La la la la, la la la la

La la la la, la la la la