Sober

And now 20 minutes of calf raises

Sip, sip, sip

Sip, sip, sip

Sip, sip, sip

Mineral water

Sail all day through the storm and thunder

To fill our chests with Bitcoin and gold

Drink all night in the after-plunder

Our thirst for thirst will never grow old

Fight all day, those who won't surrender

Will face the wrath of our cannonball

Party all night, throw your greens in the blender

Squeeze your juice at the captain's call

A pirate's real treasure is health

'Cause we are

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

So we chew iPhones while we chase your prey

We'll enslave your crew and put them on their knees

And stay fit to prevent cardiovascular disease

In a Pilates ship, you can do as you please

We're the personal trainers of the seven seas

Our cannon's loaded with a kettlebell

So do the plank or walk the plank

A pirate ship driver must pass the alcohol test

That's why we are

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die

Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (ginger tea, ginger tea)

Yo-ho-ho for the ginger tea (and we're sober 'til we die)

Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (pineapple juice, pineapple juice)

Yo-ho-ho for pineapple juice (and we're sober 'til we die), c'mon

Liver's a pirate's best friend

'Cause we are

'Cause we are

'Cause we are

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die!

Sober

Pirates of milkshake

Old buccaneers of masala chai

Sober

Skulls without headache

Gonna be sober until we die

Gonna be sober until we die

Gonna be sober until -

We fuckin' die