Better Luck Next Time

Congratulations

You have won a prize

A one way ticket

On an interstellar ride

That sounds amazing

Just tell me where to sign

Wait, what’s the catch here

This doesn’t seem quite right

Behind each door you’ll find you get

Nothing, Nothing,

Thanks for playing,

Better luck next time

No matter what you say or do,

Your fate is sealed

You end up with

Nothing, Nothing

Thanks for playing

Better luck next time

So what you’re saying is,

The deck’s been stacked this whole damn time

The prize is living

But we don’t get out alive

Is it too late to

Completely change my mind

Fuck it, let’s get crazy

Yes this suits me just fine

Ah fuck it,

Let’s get crazy

Behind each door you’ll find you get

Nothing, Nothing

Thanks for playing,

Better luck next time

No matter what you say or do,

Your fate is sealed

You end up with

Nothing, Nothing

Thanks for playing

Better luck next time

Better luck next time

Thanks for playing

Better luck next time

If it’s true we are all doomed

And this is futile we all lose

May I suggest another path to choose

One where we embrace that we’re

Screwed

Behind each door you’ll find you get

Nothing, Nothing

Thanks for playing,

Better luck next time

No matter what you say or do,

Your fate is sealed

You end up with

Nothing, Nothing

Thanks for playing

Better luck next time