Mirror and a Kitchen Sink

Juliet and Romeo didn't meet down at the rodeo

I think there is something special about what you don't know

Keep the world on their feet

It seems to me that you know it all

You learned it over beers with the pope last fall

And built yourself a castle with a big glass wall

Everybody knows your proud

And I think that I win

Every single argument

But now it's you and me

A mirror and a kitchen sink

So what's the difference between you and me?

I'll tell you right now it's a couple teeth

And then I decide whether to not or be

Crueler than I already am

So here we are again my friend

You beat around the bush then build a fence

So nobody knows what you really meant

I'm not so sure that you do, and it's true

And I think that I win

Every single argument

But now it's you and me

A mirror and a kitchen sink

Romeo and Juliet didn't kiss first then become friends

There's always gotta be a middle and end

No one's gotta know how it starts

You'll say words that make you brave

Then you realize that you share a brain

And oh, here it goes right down the drain

Faster than your eyes can see

And it's me

And I think that I win

Every single argument

But now it's you and me

A mirror and a kitchen sink

A mirror and a kitchen sink