Sex on a Lady

You wanna do sex, but you're filled with doubt What if my penner gets shy and nothing comes out? Just remember what I told you when you're feeling afraid Even that guy, Forrest Gump, he once got laid I wanna do sex on a lady But I'm not really sure, I can Make my peener puke like a baby But there's a couple things I don't understand Do like the birds, do the bees And make my wee-wee sneeze in a lady (Come on, Steve, you gotta believe in yourself, baby) Okay, I'm confident now! I'll spiff up my little fellow, make it stand up proud And when my cherry pops, it's gonna be awesomely loud (oh, yeah!) I'll chew on her hair, I'll lick on her face Then I'll go number three in her lady place (Yeah, baby, yeah, baby) I'm gonna do sex on a lady And that lady's gonna do sex on me (that's right, baby) We'll be just like a mommy and daddy Yeah, we're gonna touch parts where we pee (we will) We're gonna fill each other with goo Play hide the sausage (and maybe some bacon too) Oh, I'm not gonna stop 'til I'm through doing sex on a lady (You got a beautiful voice, man) (I know I tell you all the time) (But you the man, baby)