Cellphone Ringtone Blues

You left your cellphone on the table

It kept on ringin’ all the time

You left your cellphone on the table

It kept on ringin’ all the time

I took a quick look at the screen

And what I saw drove me out of my mind

Well I didn’t mean to glance at

I was just trying to switch it off

When I saw those whatsapp messages

Tellin’ how in bed you’re hot

You left your cellphone on the table

It kept on ringin’ all the time

I took a quick look at the screen

And what I saw blew out my mind

I may not be a wealthy Prince

Or a King on a pretty horse

But baby I just can’t tell why you put our love

Our love on the cooling board

You left your cellphone on the table

It kept on ringin’ all the time

I took a quick look at the screen

And what I saw blew out my mind