Flatten the Curve

Hands, wash them often in your

Elbow cough or sneeze

Don't touch your face and keep your

Space please stay at home

An early morning shopping caper

To score some toilet paper

If I'm lucky I'll surprise her

With some hand sanitizer

You've got the will

And I've got the nerve

If we stay apart together

We can flatten the curve

So shelter in place

Don't touch your face

Wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands

The virus is resilient

So say Bill Gates and Larry Brilliant

They've been warning us for years

But their words fell on deaf ears

You've got the will

And I've got the nerve

If we stay apart together

We can flatten the curve

So shelter in place

Don't touch your face

Wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands

There seems to be resistance

To the Governor's instance

I can't believe we have to ask

People please put on your mask

You've got the will

And I've got the nerve

If we stay apart together

We can flatten the curve

So shelter in place

Don't touch your face

Wash your hands wash your hands wash your hands

Hands, wash them often in your

Elbow cough or sneeze

Don't touch your face and keep your space

Poor Dr. Li tried to warn the world, he was shut

down by the security police

While we all watched he died a

Hero may he rest in peace

Could there be a silver lining

Our attitudes aligning

Consensus finally forming

It's time to take on Global warming

You've got the will

And I've got the nerve

If we stay apart together

We can flatten the curve

So shelter in place, don't touch your face

Report every case, test track and trace, and

Take the advice of Ignaz Semmelweis

Waschen zie hands peeples

Wot are you sinking

Waschen zie hands

Where ist your mask

Waschen zie hands

Happy Birthday to you