Zomby Woof

Three hundred years ago I thought I might get some sleep I stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnite creep You know I'll never sleep no more It seem to me that it just ain't wise Didja ever wake up in the mornin' With a zomby woof behind your eyes Just about as evil as you could be I am the zomby woof I'm that creature all the ladies been Talkin' about I am the zomby woof They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is, the zomby woof Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is . . . Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof They said aw-reety An' they was aw-righty An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady . . . I got a great big pointed fang Which is my zomby toof My right foot's bigger than my other one is Like a reg'lar zomby hoof If I raid your dormitorium Don't try to remain aloof . . . I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid An' do it to you on the roof, don't mess with the zomby woof I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be! Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is, the zomby woof Tellin' you all the zomby troof Here I'm is, the zomby woof