It's a gamble I should not take
But I'm doing it anyway
One roll of the dice, and you're down, down, down
What cup can I pour myself in to forget that frown
High fructose corn syrup
High fructose corn syrup
With my figurative pie, what are the chances?
If I follow all the steps, what are the odds?
One kick at the can, and you're in, in, in
What shape can I cram myself into to get that crown
High fructose corn syrup
High fructose corn syrup
High fructose corn syrup
High fructose corn syrup
