How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days

Ask her if she wants to hang out But never call it a date Ask if she can meet at your house So you can finish your video game Introduce her to your friends Ditch her at a party for them Blame your problems on your ex She's insane but you still text How to lose a girl in ten days Ruin all your chances 'till your begging her to stay Don't act so surprised, she's running for her life She's, now you know how to lose a girl in ten days How to lose a girl Don't ask her any questions When she talks, cut her off Say you don't use protection 'Cause it's all about what you want Talk big game but stuck in bed Pics of girls you've never met Damn, your room is such a mess I'm sorry for whoever's next How to lose a girl in ten days Ruin all your chances 'till your begging her to stay Don't act so surprised, she's running for her life She's, now you know how to lose a girl in ten days How to lose a girl Ah, how to lose a girl, ah What were you expecting, a rom-com happy ending? Don't think I ever met someone that oblivious What were you expecting, a rom-com happy ending? Don't think I ever met someone that oblivious (that oblivious) How to lose a girl in ten days Ruin all your chances 'till your begging her to stay Don't act so surprised, she's running for her life She's, now you know how to lose a girl in ten days How to lose a girl Ah, how to lose a girl, ah How to lose a girl