Party of the Century

You think it's ethically suspicious To bring someone into a world like this But you've got the best smile anyone could ask to inherit And baby, I know you're so good with kids You're my worst survival strategy Last safety match I've got to light up Happy anniversary, I'm happy as I'll ever be And I still wanna make love in this club I've been stealing pies from windowsills Double-triple backflip off the high dive Bribing you back to me with sugar cubes But is that really such a crime? 'Cause baby, you're a time-bound entity Event, like me And we're the party of the century That makes you like a sunset That makes you like a snowstorm That makes you like a drought That makes you like a war