The Birds and the Brees (feat. Luke Griffin, Mike Greenwood, Acrania & Angelmaker)

Let's lock dick lips! Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected I always thought that making love was such a strange thing Especially when you decorate your cock with a ring I'm not too sure what it's for but I think that it's cool I'm about to get butt-naked and jack off into the pool And when I'm done with that, I'll probably shave off all my hair And cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs I want to deepthroat your balls with my ass cheeks While I bounce on your sack, we'll call it gymnasties Make your nuts bounce like a pogo stick Have you seen my ass? You know that shit is extra thicc Every motherfucker has something to say Bitch, I'm like Burgerking, you can have it your way Tuck your balls back and squeeze them with your ass Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be a car Get leaded up on gasoline and hit my dick with a spark Now let's do like a roller coaster and ride your life away Despite the constant negative press, covfefe Let me tell you something about how to use a condom Make sure you get it extra small, so it's wrapped around your cock Tie it in a knot then cut the tip of it off If you don't have a condom then you can use a sock Or just put your dick into a mini-headlock Remember, double penetration makes it way more safe I'll succ every single person in the human race Have you ever wondered what it's like inside a copper pipe? Cuz if you stick your dick in You can start to do what's called the angry plumber It's basically a blowjob but without the Hummer Give it up for the world and how they taught sex-ed I'm pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected I don't need no butterflies in my dumb-ass tummy Cuz Brojob taught me how to do the unprotected dummy Basically, you swing your dick around like it's a sword Until you lose all feeling in your cock and then get bored Twist your nipples and slam your dick in the refrigerator door Send them to the slobberhouse!