A Nonsense Christmas

It's the holiday remix (ah) Think I only want you under my mistle toe I might change your contact to "Has a huge North Pole" You said you like my stockings better on the floor Boy, I been a bad girl, I guess I'm getting coal Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho" I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Here's a lil' carol I wrote, it's about you and me You're my wish list Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking decking all the halls I'm talking spiking egg nog I'm talking opposite of small I'm talking big snowballs You got a new toy for me I'm out here trimming the tree I caught that holiday glee My true love gave it to me Lemme come warm you up, you been out in the snow Baby, my tongue goes numb, sounds like "ho-ho-ho-ho" And I don't want Santa's elves underneath this ol' tree Here's a lil' carol I wrote (yeah), it's about you and me You're my wish list (wish list) Lookin' at you got me thinkin' Christmas (Christmas) Snowflakes in my stomach when we're kissin' (when we're kissin') And when you're comin' down the chimney, ooh, it feels so good I need that Charles Dickens You'll be Santa Claus and I'll be Mrs I'll take you for a ride, I'll be your vixen I don't even know, I'm talking Christmas I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking (blah-blah-blah-blah) Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah I'm talking chestnuts I'm talking, I'm talking Look at all those presents, that's a big sack Boy, that package is too big to gift wrap Woke up this morning, thought I'd write a "Chrismash" How quickly can you build a snowman? Think fast