Bernard’s Method

Not much unlike Bonnie and Clyde

An unexpected move from a man who works on the screen

A method actor, not a crook

A massive turn his life has took

He took it too far when he forgot

This life of crime was all just part of the plot

His audition he almost missed

He stole his neighbors and totaled it at the bottom of Jameson

He saw the woman on the other end

Give him a look like "you could use a helping hand"

She came out with her arms crossed

A weapon hidden and a heart that needed love

The perfect victim

"Not much crime here", she had thought

"We could make it out if you shot while I drove the truck"

They GTA'd him and went on their way

She spoke of a boat off a Nova Scotian bay

She knew she'd need him 'cause the car was hot

But then again, she's cool enough to fool the cops

Monaco bound and on their way