Stormy Monday

They call it stormy Monday

But Tuesday's just as bad

Call it stormy Monday

But Tuesday's just as bad

Wednesdays are worse

And Thursday's just so sad

Sad

The eagle flies on Friday

And Saturday I go out to play

Eagle flies on Friday, ha, hey, hey

Saturday I go out to play

They gon' come around here and say to me

Maybe I should go to church on Sunday

And get down on my knees and pray

But hey, nah, nah, I'd rather hear somebody play

Just like that

You better play, Slash, shit, fuck yeah

Said they call it stormy Monday

But Tuesday's just as bad

Yeah, they call it stormy Monday

But Tuesday's just as bad

You know Wednesday, it's gon' get worse

And Thursday, oh god, oh-so sad, yeah

But when the eagle flies on Friday, yeah

And Saturday, I'm gon' go out to play, hell yeah, I do, hey, hey, hey

But the eagle will fly on Friday

And Saturday I go out to play

And Sunday come 'round, ha-ha, shit

I ain't gon' get down on my knees and play, no way, hell no

Lord, have mercy on me

Lord, have mercy on me

Lord

Lord, have mercy on me

Lord, ain't gon' have mercy on me

'Cause all you ever bring

All you ever bring, misery

Lord, Lord, Lord

So come on, Monday

Take it on Tuesday

Don't hide, Wednesday

Come on, shred with me, Thursday

Hey, hey, hey, Friday

Yeah, I know ya, Friday

But Saturday, Saturday I will play, I will play all day in, day out

Sunday I'm still thinking about it

Sunday I'm still thinking about it

But I just might die

I just might die

I just might get down on my knees and pray