INTRO

Our story begins in the east wing of the Wesley Hospital

It's our young hero's local emergency center

And it's here where the boy finds himself

In a coma, on the couch of room 6B

It's not long before a doctor walks in, he's tall, blonde, and gorgeous

"Hello, son" says the doctor

"I have your charts here, and it appears you're absolutely okay"

You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now

What began as a mumble worked itself into words

You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now

"Can you hear me, boy? I said you're good to go"

You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now

The words had morphed into some kind of real life musical number

You should call a doctor, you should call a doctor now

"Hello, son

This is your doctor speaking

And I know you haven't been feeling so great, and, and that's terrible

But I feel that you're choosing not to accept

My news of good health because you feel

That if you are, in fact, unwell

Then you never truly have to apply yourself to anything in life

By those means, you can never truly be held accountable

You're living this watered down version of yourself because

Because of your deep, inner fear of any kind of public humiliation or

Getting something wrong

You know, you've chosen the path of least resistance, and in doing so

You're missing out on a whole lot

And I also think

If you're gonna watch ten war films in the space of two days

That's probably not gonna do great things for your head either"