Nobody Dies From Weed

THERE'S A MILLION WAYS TO MAKE GRAVE BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED

THEY DECIDED TO GO TO THE MAGIC SHOW WHERE FLO SHE VOLUNTEERED

TO DO HER PART FOR THE SAKE OF ART STEP UP AND DISAPPEAR

THE CROWD ALL LAUGHED AS SHE GOT HALVED AND THEN BEGAN TO BLEED

SOME FOLKS CROAK

FROM MIRRORS AND SMOKE

BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED

NOBODY'S PUNCHED THEIR TICKET ON MOTHER NATURE'S GIFT

OR GONE TO MEET THEIR MAKER FROM PUFFIN ON A SPLIFF

A HORNET'S STING

A BOXING RING

CANCER STORMS OR SPEED

IN WAYS DIVERSE FOLKS FIND THE HEARSE BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED

HE LEFT HIS HOME FOR YELLOWSTONE WITH A DREAM AND A FIFTH OF RYE

HE PARKED HIS TRUCK & THANKED HIS LUCK WHEN THE BUFFALO COME BY

HE HAD COWBOY PRIDE BOY HE COULD RIDE BUT THE SIGNS HE DID NOT READ SOME FOLKS DIE FROM BEING DUMB BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED

NOBODY DIES FROM GETTIN HIGH OFF OF GOD'S OWN GRASS NEVER HAS THAT DEEP INHALE

TURNED OUT TO BE THEIR LAST

A BIG EARTHQUAKE

A HUNK OF STEAK

ENVY LUST OR GREED

WAYS ABOUND TO GET UNDER THE GROUND BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED

WHEN THE ROLL IS CALLED UP YONDER AND MY SPIRIT FLIES AWAY

IT WON'T HAVE ONE THING TO DO

WITH GETTIN STONED THAT DAY THE LOCAL BAR, THE CLOSEST STAR

THE CLOSEST STAR /A SPEEDING CAR

OR SOME KIND OF DIRTY DEED THERE'S A MILLION WAYS TO MAKE THE GRAVE BUT NOBODY DIES FROM WEED