Feel Like Hell Today

I got a spam call at 5 a.m. The damn trash man missed my bin And my neighbor's dog did his business on my fresh-mowed lawn again I was trying to get to work on time But the mailman blocked my drive And douchebag Jim parked his Tesla in that spot he knows is mine Some days people just suck But I got my mind made up Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade I got too much life to live And too few shits to give Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today Even if my ex goes round lying Boss man tries to keep me all night Karen in the comments keeps tapping I'll be doing just fine Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade I got too much life to live And too few shits to give Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today I'm being gosh damn good, dawg If you got a job that sucks And if the taxman takes too much Yeah, and if you need a strong one Here's a sing-along one Go on, raise it on up Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today No P.O. is gonna take a piss on my parade I got too much life to live And too few shits to give Ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today I got too much life to live And too few shits to give And ain't no asshole gonna make me feel like hell today