JIM BOB

Jim Bob drinks his coffee with a Pall Mall and a Keystone

Sits out on his front porch with his flea-infested dogs

Caught a little shrapnel from some boom-boom in his knee bone

Pops a half a Percocet to keep the hurtin' off

And they say, "Jim Bob, go to work

Quit livin' for the buzz

Jim Bob, go to church"

But Jim Bob never does

"We don't wanna see you waste your life away"

He lights another cigarette, and all he's got to say is

"All I wanna do until they lay my body down's

Take my pills, pay my bills, blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with 'Country Boy Can Survive'

Get fucked up on my back forty, point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow, pow, pow

Somebody gonna go, 'Wow, wow, wow

That boy's got some demons, he's a heathen, put him in a pew, he need some Jesus now, now, now'

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be

All I know's I'm gonna live this redneck life until it kills me"

Jim Bob's got his name already written on some granite

Main Street Cemetery, underneath that water oak

He says he never seen it 'cause he hates them city limits

In the back of a black Cadillac's the only way he'll go, and he goes

"All I wanna do until they lay my body down's

Take my pills, pay my bills, blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with 'Country Boy Can Survive'

Get fucked up on my back forty, point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow, pow, pow

Somebody gonna go, 'Wow, wow, wow

That boy's got some demons, he's a heathen, put him in a pew, he need some Jesus now now, now'

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be

All I know's I'm gonna live this redneck life until it kills me"

"All I wanna do until they lay my body down's

Take my pills, pay my bills, blow the rest all on some Crown

Fill this Boone and Crockett holler with 'Country Boy Can Survive'

Get fucked up on my back forty, point my pistol to the sky

Make it go pow, pow, pow

Somebody gonna go, 'Wow, wow, wow

That boy's got some demons, he's a heathen, put him in a pew, he need some Jesus now, now, now'

I don't know how, how, how or when it will be

All I know's I'm gonna live this redneck life until it kills me"