Too Much Time On My Hands

Yeah, I'm sittin' on this barstool, talkin' like a damn fool

Got the twelve o'clock news blues

And I've given up hope on the afternoon soaps

And a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?

Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

Well, I'm so tired of losin', I got nothin' to do

With all day to do it

Well, I'd go out cruisin', but I've no place to go

And all night to get there

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?

Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

Is it any wonder? I've got too much time on my hands

It's tickin' away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands

It's hard to believe such a calamity

I've got too much time on my hands

And it's tickin' away, tickin' away from me

(Too much time on my hands) it's t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away

(Too much time on my hands) now I don't know what to do

(Too much time on my hands)

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

Now I'm a jet fuel genius, I can solve the world's problems

Without even trying

I've got dozens of friends and the fun never ends

That is, as long as I'm buying

Is it any wonder I'm not the President?

Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

Is it any wonder? I've got too much time on my hands

It's tickin' away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands

It's hard to believe such a calamity

I've got too much time on my hands

And it's tickin' away, tickin' away from me

(Too much time on my hands) t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tickin' away

(Too much time on my hands) and I don't know what to do with myself

(Too much time on my hands) mm

(Too much time on my hands) t-t-t-t-tickin' away

(Too much time on my hands) mm

(Too much time on my hands)

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my