Can’t Dance

Little man steps to the tall girl

With the blonde hair and the shoes and the ballgown

Words don't come naturally, they don't fall out

Can't get 'em out

Now he's the boy with a face like a smacked arse

Now she's the girl with a smirk and a cool laugh

He would show them all if he could, but it's too hard

He just wants to shout, shout

He wants to move but he can't, he can't dance

He wants to move but he can't, he can't dance

He needs to move but he can't, he can't dance

He wants to move but he can't fucking dance

Jumps in the ring, not a thing's gonna stop him

Two left feet, but the beat's got him rocking back and forth

Like a demon on his own, not a care

Lets out a scream, throws his fist in the air

Now the girl with the dress and the smirk and the laugh

Looks on with respect, with a smile and a glance

Now it's looking like a dance might be on the cards

That's just how her friends move in a few yards

She wants to move but she can't, she can't dance

She wants to move but she can't, she can't dance

She needs to move but she can't, she can't dance

She wants to move but she can't fucking dance

Yeah, she can't fucking dance, yeah

Boy and a girl and a blank space

And a crowd full of people trying to save face

Hands full of drinks and some fresh, clean clothes

And stand to the side and just strike a pose

Inhibitions loose, ready to blow

Looking on at these dance floor heroes

Feet taps and the floor rocks

Everything stops when the beat drops

They want to move but they can't, they can't dance

They want to move but they can't, they can't dance

They need to move but they can't, they can't dance

They need to move but they can't fucking dance

Yeah, can't fucking dance, yeah

Yeah, she can't fucking dance, yeah