The Worst (feat. Randy Houser)

They got iPads, iPhones, channels on the TV, ain't got commercials

And those bikes they got for Christmas got more gears than a Peterbilt truck

I used to hunt cold morning's wearing Walmart waffle thermals

These kids are wearin' camo now that runs six hundred bucks

Now we ain't got it all, but we've been blessed

And we've worked hard so they can have the best

But I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash

The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast

That you better be happy with what you have

Even if all you have is the worst

Little house at the end of the road

Thought I was doin' better, now I don't know

Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work

'Cause I learned from the worst

A part of me wants their first car to be some old rust bucket

They need to know ain't nothing broke, just elbow grease until it runs

I hope their first hangover runs them over

Like a middle linebacker with a lowered shoulder

So they learn to take it easy, it works, believe me

I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash

The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast

That you better be happy with what you have

Even if all you have is the worst

Little house at the end of the road

Thought I was doin' better, now I don't know

Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work

'Cause I learned from the worst

The finer things, the nicest cleats

Be alright if they don't have them

'Cause, hey, I mean I'm okay

What's the worst thing that can happen?

I learned from the worst

Push mower how to make a little cash

The worst butt whoopin' that'll teach a boy fast

That you better be happy with what you have

Even if all you have is the worst

Little house at the end of the road

Thought I was doin' better now I don't know

Maybe havin' the best ain't how life's supposed to work

'Cause I learned from the worst

I learned from the worst

I learned from the worst