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Mega Marital Problems
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Трек «Mega Marital Problems» вышел в 13 декабря 2013 г. г. на альбоме «{albumName}» (лейбл «Starbomb»)Starbomb
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Released13 декабря 2013 г.
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ЯзыкEnglish
BPM114
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Hallo, Mega Man und Mrs. Mega Man
Velcome to couples therapy. I am Dr. Wily
Dr. Wily! You're a therapist now!?
But you're evil and bent on world domination!
Not anymore, those days are behind me
Don't question it; shut up
Just tell me zee problem over zis hot beat!
OK. Well, you see, Doc, I've got a pretty nice life
A mega house with two kids and a hot Mega wife
But I got a little problem with my android bride
When it comes to making love she's never satisfied!
We've been fuckin' for decades
Sex has gotten routine
We've got to spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine!
I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love
It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff
It vould be seeming to me zat zee problem here
Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear
But she says the same thing like a tape recorder
Quiet! Zee doctor is talking. ZER MUST BE ORDER!!!
Sorry, I'm not evil anymore
You must beat zee robot masters to acquire skills
And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled
Maybe she'd like shocks from Elec Man's beams
Or get burned by fireballs, she's a freaky man's dream
Is that what you want, hon? A robot master?
Get out and do it, you stupid bastard!
Your marriage will be healthy like pure spring water
Now leave my office before you are SLAUGHTERED!
Fine! I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
First I'll take out Fire man, not much of a test
Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin guessed!
Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind!
I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches
Bomb and Elec man just went down like little bitches
Wait, you douchebag! I'm gonna end your life
I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast
Like my super double ultra mega nut buster come blast
Women can't resist my blonde flowing locks
I'll slap a stamp right on my package and deliver your wife the cock
My shining armor is red, the color of victory
While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be!
...wait, what are you doing?
MEGA DICK ACTIVATE!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaa
So Mega Man harnessed all zee powers of zee masters
And killed Zero with his mega laser shlong blaster
And zen he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes, more!"
And zen she loved him again cause SHE'S A SHALLOW WHORE
Sorry, zat vas misogynistic. She is a whore, zoh
What'd you say?
Nussing, douche
Written by: Arin Joseph Hanson, Brian Alexander Wecht, Leigh Daniel Avidan
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