Shit Show (Acoustic)

So you’re super successful

 And you’re driving a Tesla

 That runs on your electric personality

 And I’m looking at your photos

 While you’re travelling the west coast

 Everything I want most is in your reach,

 I wish I could be more like you,

 Trying my hardest if I’m being honest I don’t have a clue,

 Cause I’m a shit show,

 Wish that life was simple,

 Never really is though,

 You make it look easy,

 No money in the bank now,

 Cars about to break down,

 I’m just trying to fake how,

 To be a normal human being,

 And work is so boring,

 I’d rather be snoring,

 So I slept in and lost my job,

 Now the afternoon’s morning,

 And I’m at home sporting a bath robe,

 Eating lactose two meals a day at most,

 I wish I could be just like you,

 Trying my best I can attest,

 I don’t have a clue,

 So am I lazy,

 Or just crazy?

 Welcome to the shit show,

 Do you miss when life was simple,

 Do you miss when you had pimples,

 Watching cartoons in your slippers,

 Now we’ve got no money in the bank,

 We’ve got no gas in the tank,

 Aren’t we just trying to fake to be a human fucking being???

 Na na, na na na na na na

 No money in the bank

 Na na, na na na na na na

 No gas in the tank

 Na na, na na na na na na

 No money in the bank

 Na na, na na na na na na

 No gas in the tank