Middle Aged Lazy

I love you, but I'd rather watch TV

I feel you and your cold hands runnin' up my leg

But darlin', you know we just finished makin' the bed

I'm old and I'm tired and I just wanna sit here and eat

I'll give you some lovin', if you give me ten hours of sleep

I love you, but I'd rather watch TV

And honey I hope you won't take it too personally

And I know it sounds crazy to the girl of my dreams

That I want you so bad but tonight I'm gonna watch some TV

And I'm sorry I made you feel this way

But I promise not to say that I'm over the hill

I just need a shower, a nap, and a little blue pill

Believe me when I say you never looked any hotter

If only I hadn't eaten that last enchilada

I love you, but I'd rather watch TV

And honey I hope you don't take it too personally

And I know it sounds crazy to say to the girl of my dreams

That I want you so bad but tonight I'd rather watch some TV

And I hope it's just a phase bein' pathetic and middle-aged

And next time you're feelin' exotic, I won't act so goddamn plutonic

Cause I love you even more than bad TV