If I measured every heartbeat And their electrical signals Would I find a value for love Or divide my heart by zero? If I input every integer Of an intimate connection Into a computronic system Would my punch card face rejection? Love does not compute The variables seem infinite Love does not compute It's both clear and ambivalent Love does not compute If all matter has mass And thus exerts attraction Could I bear love's weight and measure Or be crushed beneath abstraction? Can I calculate truth or assumption? Where does love fit in a constant function? Love does not compute The variables seem infinite Love does not compute It's both clear and ambivalent Love does not compute