Red Neck Friend

Pretty little one, how has it all begun?

They're teaching you how to walk

But you're already on the run

Little one, what you gonna do?

Little one, honey, it's all up to you

Now your daddy's in the den shootin' up the evening news

Mama's with a friend, lately she's been so confused, little one

Come on and take my hand, well, I may not have the answer

But I believe I got a plan

Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line

See if we can get in touch with a very close friend of mine

But let me clue you in it ain't like him to argue or pretend

Well, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Well they've got a little list of all those things

Of which they don't approve, well, they've got to keep

Their eyes on you or you might make your move

Little one, I really wish you would

Little one, I think the damage would do you good

Honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line

We're gonna forget all about the battle, it's gonna feel so fine

'Cause he's the missin' link, the kitchen sink, eleven on a scale on ten

Well, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend

Well, honey, you shake, I'll rattle, we'll roll on down the line

I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle, and then

We'll run but you'll think we're flyin'

Honey, don't just stand there lookin' like this dream will never end

Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend

I said, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend