Listen to the Math

You've been famous since your birth A silent one it was, 'til they told me, "It's a girl" And everybody gasped I know how to raise you right Teach you how to read And your math, yeah, toys, spelling, names, alphabet And how to be polite You've been famous since your birth A silent one it was, 'til they told me, "It's a girl" And everybody said, "you and your atlas know it all" Let the corners curl, 'cause if you go by night, you'll hit the coast for sure It's a ruse, it's a laugh Experts, they agree, listen to the math Australopithecine Rekindle your heart These hospital machines are state-of-the-art I put down my middle name in the back of her book And signed it just in case our work was overlooked Cause I got one more up my sleeve I'll bring it out tonight, 'cause if I am the joke then you're the punch line It's a ruse, it's a laugh The experts, they agree, listen to the math Australopithecine Rekindle your heart These hospital machines are state-of-the-art But it's the art of the state that's gonna keep me awake I need a second opinion, not a second to waste