Don't Ask Me How I Know

Don? t ride your bike off a ramp That? s more than three bricks high Don? t take a candy from the store If you ain? t got the dime Don? t pick a fight with a little guy That doesn? t talk that much Don? t pick up a cherry bomb thinkin? it? s a dud And don? t sneak out of a two story house Usin? bed sheets for a rope Don? t ask me how I know Sell your truck while it? s still runnin? Save the Jesus off the dash Say a prayer when you feel like cussin? Save your money pay with cash Forget your pride, buy the roses If you? re sorry tell her so Don? t drink the water in Mexico Don? t ask me how I know Don? t quit your high school football team Halfway through the season Don? t bust your buddy in the nose When you know he didn? t mean it Don? t lose a girl you love at home For a night in Panama City Don? t rush off the phone when your Mama calls You ain? t that busy Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye To your grampa? fore he goes Don? t ask me how I know Sell your truck while it? s still runnin? Save the Jesus off the dash Say a prayer when you feel like cussin? Save your money pay with cash Forget your pride, buy the roses If you? re sorry tell her so Don? t drink the water in Mexico Don? t ask me how I know Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so Don? t go to Vegas when you're heartbroke Don? t bum your cousin for that first smoke I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico Don't ask me how I know Don't ask me how I know Ya, I just know Sell your truck while it's still runnin', Say a prayer when you feel like cussin' I know