Love With Christine

I'm in love with the TV It's just something that makes good sense And the key to my salvation is I don't love someone else And I don't have a problem That I can't solve logically I'm in love with Christine Who could blame me I'm in love with Christine I'm in love with her I'm in love with Christine I send post to the magazines Those people keep my mind at ease I explain my position And they all seem to agree That I've been in a birdcage Since I fell from the top of my tree I'm in love with Christine Who can help me You know there may be a problem, 1, 2, 3, 4