Country Club

I took a double-take out on the interstate

When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive

Past the pool and the eighteenth green

And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer"

She said, "I'm glad you asked, but I'll have to pass

'Cause only members are allowed in here", and I said

"I'm a member of the country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk or roadside pub

I'm a member of the country club"

Lord, you look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'

For a woman with a limousine

To go bouncin' around in a beat-up truck

With a man in wore-out jeans

It's five o'clock before Friday night

And here's where the fun begins

So don't worry 'bout your reputation

'Cause you can tell all your friends

That I'm a member of the country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk or roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of the country club

Yeah, I'm a member of the country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk or roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of the country club

At any honky-tonk or roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of the country club