Keep the Customer Satisfied

Gee, but it's great to be back home

Home is where I want to be

I've been on the road so long, my friend

And if you came along

I know you couldn't disagree

It's the same old story, yeah

Everywhere I go

I get slandered, libeled

I hear words I never heard in the Bible

And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine

Two steps away from the county line

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied

Deputy Sheriff said to me

"Tell me what you come here for, boy

You better get your bags and flee

You're in trouble, boy

And now you're heading into more"

It's the same old story

Everywhere I go

I get slandered, libeled

I hear words I never heard in the Bible

And I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine

Two steps away from the county line

Just trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied

And it's the same old story

Everywhere I go

I get slandered, libeled

I hear words I never heard in the Bible

And I'm so tired

I'm oh, so tired

But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied

Satisfied