I Thought I Told You to Wait In the Car

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

What's she doing now?

Has the encore come yet

And the bravas and bouquets

Don't tell me, don't tell me

Someday I'll find a mind of my own

'Til then, I'm content to hear her say

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

What's she doing now?

What's she doing now?

What's she doing now?

Autographing autobiographies?

Padding to discographies?

Don't tell me, don't tell me

There's no such thing as a perfect situation

That's what I say when I hear her scream

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

I'll turn on the radio

("I thought I told you to wait in the car")

And look at myself in the rear-view mirror

I know she has an image to protect

I know she's not just being mean when she screams

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

What's she doing now?

Meeting leaders of the Free World?

She's dressed in black, she's their poster girl

Don't tell me, don't tell me

I know she has an image to protect

I know she's not just being mean when she screams

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

("I thought I told you to wait in the car")

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

("I thought I told you to wait in the car")

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

("I thought I told you to wait in the car")

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

Just a glimpse of it all

Just a taste of it all

Just one foot in the door

In the door of dreamland

In the door of dreamland

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

Walking in on an afternoon tryst

Can be a source of embarrassment

Embarrassment for all concerned

Don't tell me, don't tell me

In my wildest dreams

I never thought of Warren Beatty as a rival

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"

"I thought I told you to wait in the car"