You Want to Be My Friend?

Man 2 You're so good You're too good for me you are You're the best damn person I have known by far If i could, You know i'd never throw this curve You're a goddess And i'm not what you deserve What i am saying is Our thing must end But though it must I want to be your friend Woman 2 Friend? Friend? You wanna be my friend? You wanna be my friend? Oh, that's nice You wanna be my friend I have friends i know from college High school pals that i still see I have sisters in soror'ties 'Cross the country fond of me Two chums that date from grade school One whole fam'ly in st. Paul There are kids i know from summer camp who still give me a call I have friends from when i lived in paris And my singles cruise I have five old boyfriends who still call me up to schmooze I have buddies from the lab in boston Colleagues from the zoo I've got an aunt in cleveland That i always can turn to I got enough friends!!! Man 2 (Perhaps i should be going) You stay right there. You wanna be my friend You wanna be my friend Well i'm touched You wanna be my friend I want a lover and a husband And a partner and a spouse I want someone to split expenses with me On a summer house I want a father for my unborn children Someone who's in tune And since i'll be thirty-nine next month I want him rather soon I want someone to buy rugs and lamps with Someone who'll co-sign I want a small joint bank account In his name and in mine I need someone i can fight with Learn to cook with Love to feed Come to think of it There's only one thing that i do not need I don't need another friend!!! Man 2 (I really think i...) You stay right there! (You're right, i deserve this you're such A wonderful person and i'm such a...) I don't need to hear from you i'm perfect Then end up all wet I am tired of being the greatest girl A man has ever met (But i don't want to make a commitment to you) Ha! Can't you see? You don't want to tell the truth, oh no You just want out from me Yes, i know inside you're fragile Yes, you're mother was a mess If that's why you can't receive a woman's love I could care less. I don't need to know it's your fault Have some balls It doesn't fit You're not sick, deprived, misunderstood or weak You're just a shit! And you wanna be my friend Who'd want you as a friend? Is my name on this lease? Huh? Is my name on this lease? Yeah. Then get out of my apartment!!