Topsyturvey-World

(*William Brighty Rands) [** Disc 2:] If the butterfly courted the bee* And the owl the porcupine If churches were built in the sea And the three times one was nine Then the world would be Upside-Down, yes The world would be Upside-Down What a topsy turvy world this would be The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down If the pony rode his master And if buttercups ate the cows If the cat had the dire disaster To be worried by the mouse Then the world would be Upside-Down, yes The world would be Upside-Down What a topsy turvy world this would be The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down If mama sold the baby To a gypsy for half a crown If a gentleman was a lady Then the world would be Upside-Down And the world would be Upside-Down, yes The world would be Upside-Down What a topsy turvy world this would be The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down And if any or all of these wonders Should ever come about I consider them blunders, no I should be Inside-Out Yeah I should be Inside-Out The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down The world would be Upside-Down, yeah The world would be Upside-Down Just imagine The owl and the porcupine Churches were built in the sea If the butterfly courted the bee The owl and the porcupine If churches were built in the sea The three times one was nine Just imagine Three times one was nine If the butterfly courted the bee The owl and the porcupine If churches were built in the sea The three times one was nine If the pony rode his master Then the world would be Upside-Down Upside-Down I mean really Upside-Down