Hayseed Timebomb

He's got a one bedroom trailer An' a brand-new satellite dish A warm beer an' a remote Control in his two clenched fists An' he sits in his chair Thinking of all the things he's missed Livin' on crank Pork rinds and cold beer It's Saturday night Time to go hunt some queers With his momma's .38 He can blow away all his fears He's a hayseed time bomb Livin' in a turkey shoot He's comin' into town To try to sell his boots He spent all his money On a one-eyed prostitute He's headin' into town Riding on a derailed train The devil's playin' skeeball Deep inside his brain People in this town Will never forget his name He's a hayseed time bomb Livin' in a turkey shoot He's headin' into town To try to sell his boots He spent all his money On a one-eyed prostitute