Loser (Glee Cast Version)

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey Butane in my veins, and I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flaming with a loser in the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat Someone keeps saying, I'm insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you breathe You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Saving all your food stamps and burning' down the trailer park Yo, cut it Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? The forces of evil on a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel, and the other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob He hung himself with a guitar string I slap the turkey neck, and it's hanging from a pigeon wing You can't write if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite Who's choking on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the Cheez Whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Drive-by body piercing) Yo, bring it on now I'm a driver, I'm a winner Things are gonna change, I can feel it Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Sprechen sie Deutch, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?