Wonderboy

High above the mucky-muck

Castle made of clouds

There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly

Not much to say

When you're high above the mucky-muck

Yeah, yeah

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman

Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy

With powers comparable to Wonderboy

What powers you ask?

I dunno, how about the power of flight?

That do anything for ya?

It's levitation, Holmes

How about the power to kill a yak

From 200 yards away

With mind bullets?

That's telekinesis Kyle

How about the power to move you

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman

Rigga goo-goo, rigga goo-goo

A secret to be told

A gold chest to be bold

And blasting forth with three-part harmony

Yow

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces

They formed a band the likes of which have never been seen

And they call themselves Tenacious D

That's right, me and KG

(That's me)

We're now

Tenacious D

Come fly with me, fly

Wonderboy

What is the secret of your power?

Wonderboy

Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Oh, take my hand

Young Nastyman

And we'll fly

Bring out your broadsword

There's the hydra

Slice his throat

And grab his scrote

You take the high road

I'll take the low

There, the crevasse

Fill it

With your mighty juice