Queen of the Silver Dollar

She arrives in all her splendor Each night at nine o'clock Her chariot is the crosstown bus That stops right down the block Now the old piano minstrel Plays a tune as she walks in And the Queen of the Silver Dollar's home again She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar She rules this smokey kingdom Her scepter is a wine glass And a bar stool is her throne Now the jesters flock around her Trying to win her favor To see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home Now the royal dress is satin It's shabby and it's torn The Royal jewels are rhinestones The shoes are scuffed and worn Of the many roads she's been down All the places she has been Well, they all look at her and say "God save the Queen" She's the Queen of the Silver Dollar She rules the smokey kingdom Her sceptre is a wine glass And a bar stool is her throne Now the jesters flock around her Trying to win her favor To see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home Now the Queen of the Silver Dollar Is not as haughty as she seems She was once an ordinary girl With ordinary dreams But there's a man who found her And brought her to this world Yes, he's the one who made a queen Of a simple country girl Yes, I'm the Queen of the Silver Dollar I rule this smokey kingdom My sceptre is a wine glass And a bar stool is my throne Now the jesters flock around me Trying to win my favors To see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home I'm the Queen of the Silver Dollar I rule this smokey kingdom My sceptre is a wine glass And a bar stool is my throne Now the jesters flock around me Trying to win my favors To see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home Yes, I'm the Queen of the Silver Dollar I rule this smokey kingdom My sceptre is a wine glass And a bar stool is my throne Now jesters flock around me Trying to win my favors To see which one will take the Queen of the Silver Dollar home