WTF Collective

Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All mys fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! What's my motherfucking name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! You other MCs can't handle this shit! You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick! Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep I'm the guy who sings the (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick" I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic" Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go! Thank god I brought a change of clothes! Yo I'm the MC with the final I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time So fuck that and come back to the Guy I'm still singing the (Thank god we're almost done) I hate singing the (Such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what their paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)